Billy Plonka - the Prince of Stink, the Monarch of Muck, the Sultan of Slime, the Duke of Dregs and the King of Kak. He's the most extraordinary maker of GROT in the entire world and he is inviting five individuals to visit his world-famous GROT LABORATORY. And, do you know who Marley Sucket is? Well, he's probably one of the worst examples of the human race - ever! But he's not the only one visiting the GROT LABORATORY. There's ORSON PLOOP - heir to the great Ploop Blaster (TM) kazoo fortune, VICTORIA SCABB - a selfish, spoilt, brat of a girl, who happens to be 259th in-line to the British throne, VIOLA MUDGUARD - millionaire ex-Wollywood movie star and SPIKE PEECEE - Techno-mad, who only communicates via his ePad. But what incredible secrets will they discover in BILLY PLONKA'S GROT LABORATORY? The tour is about to begin. Please don't wander off. Yes, you I'm talking to! Mr. Plonka would hate to lose you along the way... BILLY PLONKA AND THE GROT LABORATORY is the 100% official unofficial parody of one of the greatest children's stories of all time.
Ian was born at a young age. He is a writer of books, plays and pantomimes, a reformed juggler, actor, lecturer and general dabbler in many areas. His previous books include - SAM HAWKINS, PIRATE DETECTIVE, AND THE CUT GLASS CUTLASS; SAM HAWKINS AND THE POINTY HEAD LIGHTHOUSE CHOCOLATE MELTDOWN; C.O.R.G.I. AND THE PURSUIT OF THE PRINCE'S PANTS; SNOT MONSTER; IAN BILLINGS' LOST PROPERTY and BORN TO GIGGLE for SAVE THE CHILDREN. When he is not at home writing or feeding his cat, Harriet, Ian is travelling the world making children laugh with his stand-up comedy show. So far he has performed in UK, Australia, Cyprus, Germany, Switzerland, Russian, Thailand, Jordan, Oman, Vietnam, UAE, Uganda, Kenya and a firestation. He recently appeared in BBC TV's Doctors, ; in the BBC radio drama, The Colcloughs, and once penned episodes for CBeebie TV's ChuckleVision and Gigglybiz . Ian was nominated for the 2019 BBC Imison Award for Best Radio Play for his radio play SPIKE AND THE ELFIN OAK, for which its star, actor, David Threlfall picked-up the 2019 Best Actor Award. He was once described by an audience member as The most imaginative adult I've ever met and by one of his teachers as Hopeless!
Title: Billy Plonka And The Grot Laboratory: The 100% Official Unofficial Parody: 001 (Billy Plonka And The Grot Laboratory: The 100% Unofficial Official Parody)
Author: Billings, Ian
ISBN: 9781916049437
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Publisher: Ventorros Press Limited
Publication Date: 2021-03-08
Number of Pages: 180
Weight: 0.2061 kg
Fans of Roald Dahl rejoice, sit back, and enjoy this grotty parody of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'. It's full of gibberish, horrible children, and filthy environments, but you're going to like it! I found myself laughing out loud constantly, all the while crinkling my nose and thinking, Ewww. Gross. Kids will love this nonsense! Billings is spot on with his wittiness and ridiculously simple descriptive talents. It's madness. It's disgusting. It's hilarious. It's a hit!!! Maybe avoid food while reading. ReadingMissB
