The Jordan Joke Book

Summary

Busting at the seams with jokes about everyone's favourite pneumatic babe, her legion of lovers - and, of course, her two most precious assets. Includes such classics as: 'How do you get Jordan to laugh first thing on Monday morning? Tell her a joke last thing on Thursday night.' 'How do you make Jordan's eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear.' 'Peter Andre goes to visit Jordan's plastic surgeon. It's her breasts, says Peter. They're so big I can't get my hands round them to fondle them properly. I see, says the surgeon. So you'd like me to perform a breast reduction. No, no, says Peter. I was wondering if you're any good at hand enlargements. '