You know you're having a senior moment when you decide it's time to pull up your socks - and realize you forgot to put any on!
Age is just a number and you're only as old as you feel, but if you're heading into your golden years and you're certifiably no spring chicken , you might benefit from browsing through the pages of this tongue-in-cheek book to help you decide if your marbles just need a polish or you've well and truly lost them!
Inside you'll find examples of classic senior moments , such as:
- Ringing a friend to ask them for their phone number.
- Getting annoyed at the fact that your all-in-one remote won't open your garage door.
- Going to the store for milk and coming home with a new dog collar, rawl plugs, some plant pots that were on special offer... but no milk.
- Feeling frustrated by your computer's instructions to press any key , when there's no Any key on your keyboard.
With a sprinkling of reassuring quotes from fellow old-timers, this collection will help you see the funny side of getting older (but not necessarily wiser).
Freddie Green used to work in a bank before realising that writers have more fun (though less access to the folding stuff). A keen member of his local pub-quiz team in Lowestoft, Freddie loves telling jokes and sharing his detailed knowledge of 1980s situation comedies with anyone tolerant enough to listen.
Title: The Little Book of Senior Moments
Author: Green, Freddie
ISBN: 9781849537896
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Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
Publication Date: 2015-04-20
Number of Pages: 160
Weight: 0.1452 kg