The Secret Diary of God: Aged 91/2 Million Trillion Years

Summary

Written as God's secret diary, this is a humorous, satirical look at the history of God, which puts a very different spin on the biblical stories. God's diary entries deal with biblical events such as the Creation, the fall of Lucifer, Moses and the Israelites, as well as apocryphal matters such as the disappearance of the dinosaurs, God's chess game with Confucius, and the fact that the fateful tree in the Garden of Eden is actually a lemon tree, which Adam and Eve eat after the Devil provides them with a bottle of tequila.