Two Andy Gorams: The Funniest Football Songs Ever....

Summary

A few years ago at Motherwell when Andy Goram was being a bit more eccentric that usual - even for him - a newspaper suggested that he was possibly suffering from schizophrenia. The following Saturday the terraces at Fir Park resounded to the chant, to the tune of Juantanamera: OEThere's only two Andy Gorams'. It's this kind of needle-sharp and non P.C. wit that is celebrated in this hilarious collection of Scottish Football's finest songs and chants. So...how's your singing voice? Just to warm up your vocal chords and get you in training, here's the one that everyone sings to Cowdenbeath, aka the Blue Brazils. Swallow that mouthful of scotch pie, lubricate your throat with a swig of bovril, take a deep breath and off we go...OEThey're sleekit and they're smelly. They're frae up near Lochgelly. They're never seen a telly. The Cowden Family.'